glitteringgoldie:

mY FRIEND CHARLES JU ST POSTJED THIS HE PUT LIGHTS ON H IS FUCKIGN PALM TREE AND he diDNT REALIZE IT WOULD LOok LIKE A COCK JIZZING IM CRYING??? ???? ????////// / / / /

glitteringgoldie:

mY FRIEND CHARLES JU ST POSTJED THIS HE PUT LIGHTS ON H IS FUCKIGN PALM TREE AND he diDNT REALIZE IT WOULD LOok LIKE A COCK JIZZING IM CRYING??? ???? ????////// / / / /

birdfingers:

dannyfrown:

sweg

hi my name is yo landi fucking vi$$er
fight fight fight
kick u in the teeth, kick u in the head with the mic

birdfingers:

dannyfrown:

sweg

hi my name is yo landi fucking vi$$er

fight fight fight

kick u in the teeth, kick u in the head with the mic

(Source: bongparade)

pulpfanfiction:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

this was hilarious until that last one 

i never asked for this

lsdzeppelin:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lsdzeppelin:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: meme-meme)

(Source: odysseiarex)

(Source: volbabe)

(Source: space-douche)

(Source: poyzn)

armenian-rhapsody:

By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise

(Source: i-believe-to-disbelieve)